Andie Mc Dowell (AMD) and Hugh Grant (HG) talking about bedfellows in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
AMD: Anyway, I reckon l've had my fair run at it.
HU: What is a fair run these days,down your way?
AMD: I don't know. More than one.
HU: Well, come on. Tell me. I've seen the dress. We have no secrets.
AMD: Well...The first one - of course, not easily forgotten - was kinda nice. Two... hairy back.Three, four, five... Six was on my birthday in my parents' room.
Hu: Which birthday?
HU: We've only reached seventeen?
AMD: I grew up in the country. Lots of rolling around in haystacks. OK. Seven... Eight, unfortunately, (sign of shortcoming of attributes) was quite a shock. Nine, against a fence. Very uncomfortable. Don't try it.
HU: I won't.
AMD: Ten was gorgeous. Just heaven, just... He was wonderful.
HU: I hate him.
AMD: (laughs) Eleven, obviously after ten, disappointing. Twelve to seventeen through the university years. Sensitive, caring, intelligent boys. Sexually speaking, a real low patch. Eighteen broke my heart. Years of yearning.
HU: I'm sorry.
AMD: Twenty... Oh, my God! I can't believe l've reached twenty. Twenty-one, elephant tongue.Twenty-two kept falling asleep. That was my first year in England.
HU: I do apologise.
AMD: Twenty-three and twenty-four together. That was something.
AMD: Twenty seven: Ough, That was a mistake!
HU: Suddenly at twenty-seven you make a mistake?
AMD: Yes, he kept screaming. Very off-putting. I nearly gave up on the whole thing. But Spencer changed my mind. That's twenty-eight. His father, twenty-nine.
HU: With his father?
AMD: mhh-hm. Thirty, mmmh. Thirty-one ... Oh, my God. Thirty two was lovely. And then my fiancé, that's thirty-three.
HU: Wow!So I came after your fiancé?
AMD: No, you were thirty-two. So there you go. Less than Madonna, more than Princess Di - I hope. And how about you? How many have you slept with?
HU: Christ! Nothing like that many. I don't know...
I don't know what the fuck l've been doing with my time. Work, probably. Yeah, work. I have been working late a lot.